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softheartedshizun) wrote2021-07-14 10:19 pm
softheartedshizun) wrote2021-07-14 10:19 pm
~Mei Mei Maid Café Summer Fun~ CW: NSFW images within
Mei Mei Maid Cafe
The weather in the nameless city is getting warmer, and with the apparent changing of the season, the Mei Mei Maid Cafe is introducing a variety of new sweets and services for the residents to enjoy! With a clean and cute outside, the cafe invites one to visit with the tempting fragrance of desserts and the cheerful calls of "Welcome, Master!" from its maid-dress-wearing staff.
Welcome to Mei Mei Maid Cafe, where dreams come true. As long as you dream of maid cafes.
There is a brand new pair of carts in front of the Mei Mei Maid Cafe signaling a new special! Bright and colorful, grab a sweet and tasty flavor-drizzled pastry shaped like your intimate region of choice.
Dick Waffles and Twat Waffles are the big special pair of the summer! Though they come in both aphro and non aphro varieties there don't appear to be any labels; which is which is anyone's guess. Currently there's a buy one get one free deal! Will you pick up a dick for each hand? Perhaps a pair of twats to split with a special friend? As a limited introduction event service, for an extra fee you can even have a maid eat the extra one for you. You can select slow, or fast, or in any method you wish to watch. Of course, some of the maids may not be completely open to the service, but what is paid for is paid for, and the Mei Mei Maid Cafe guarantees that at least one maid will agree to complete the order to your specification!
For threading with a maid, please look here.
[Warning contains graphic NSFW images]
Another new item now available at the Mei Mei Maid Cafe is boba tea!... or at least milk tea of a similar flavor. Though lacking in tapioca balls, the cold milk tea is still offered in a close approximation with the familiar classic cup and straw! The cafe does have a few options to mix in, allowing for an experience that doesn't feel completely naked. Sweet and tasty, this drink comes with a bit of a buzz: every cup has a healthy dose of aphro!
And where does this delightful tea come from? Masters who come to the counter will discover the answer in the form of a new friend. A handsy friend! Beside the counter is a potted vine plant that is happy to dispense more of the refreshing beverage into a glass, or even directly into a body. Those who get close enough may quickly become acquainted with the plant's tendency to reach out and try to grab anything it can reach, perhaps attempting to insert itself into any available openings as well... It's quite a curious and friendly being. Perhaps too friendly?
Maids can often be seen milking the plant whenever more drinks are needed.
Now available to play at the cafe is a fun game of rock paper scissors! Of course the maids play the game as intended: every round the loser removes a piece of clothing. (That's not how the game is intended to be played, you say? Surely you're mistaken; that was most certainly part of the rules when the maids all learned the game!)
This game is usually played between a Master and a maid, but on a certain day after all Masters have had the chance for plenty of practice, Masters will be encouraged to play against each other in a tournament. The grand prize winner will receive a special ticket that grants one request of anything the holder desires... as long as it's within the power of the cafe, at least!
Comment here (before 07/26) if you would like your character to be a potential winner.
And what maid cafe would be complete without the option for a bit of dressing up? Though these outfits have no particularly special aspects to them, they can add a bit of fun to a cafe visit and Masters are welcome to wear one for the entirety of their stay. Feel free to use a more secluded booth for a little semi-private play, and be careful not to be mistaken for a staff member!
A wide variety of maid uniforms are available, such as:
Cute - Short bouncy skits full of frills will make you feel like a walking cloud!
Traditional - A longer dress and longer sleeves may give a more conservative look, but feel free to flash an ankle--or even see if you can hide a whole extra person under there!
Nurse - Doctor, I need some help! With a look like this, who would refuse a little "check up"?
Qipao - Though most of the maids predate such a fashion in their own worlds, there's certainly an appeal to such a shapely, fitted outfit!
Walolita - Inspired by traditional clothes from across the eastern ocean, decked out in frills and lace!
Qilolita - A throwback to the garments of the maids' home worlds, with a poofy twist!
Slutty - The chest is barely covered! The skirt is how short? Oh my!
All menu items will wear off after a few hours or immediately after leaving the cafe.
Shaved ice
Cool off by piling fruit, condensed milk, or any number of toppings onto soft and finely shaven snow. However, it might make an eater feel too cold until they have someone else to warm up with.
Fruit tarts
So juicy, a bite will make the fruit explode in one's mouth. Someone might want to help clean up any mess with their own mouth.
Parfaits
All topped with cute decorations of various animals on the island. The eater might find that they start to gain traits of the animal atop the parfait they eat.
Champagne
Those who drink it will find everything amusing, and might find themselves unable to stop laughing until someone cuts them off with a kiss.
Permanent Menu on display with other setting information
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Winners will be determined by RNG.
Play Rock Paper Scissors with a Maid! Or Eat Waffles
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