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[softheartedshizun]

[ The screen fills with a close up of Shen Qingqiu and Xiao Xingchen, their hands pressed together in the iconic Heart Sign, dressed as maids and looking as iconic as one can. Though Shen Qingqiu seemed to be rather less enthused, even if he had the better form, almost as if he knew exactly what this sort of set up should look and sound like. ]

Welcome to Mei Mei Maid Cafe~❤

(This is so stupid….)

(Didn’t you write most of this Master Shen…?)

(....)

We would like to invite you to our summer special event!

(How do you even know it’s summer?)

There are new items on the menu to check out, as well as our new point card system!

Half a card gets you items and special requests-

And a full card can be redeemed for time with any of our maids!

(What…?)

So please drop by to~~~

Mei Mei Maid Cafe~❤!

(I want to die.)

If you have any questions please feel free to ask...

...

Master shouldn't feel shy in any request.

(OOC: Replies will come from both Shen Qingqiu softheartedshizun and Xiao Xingchen blindforlove. A Mingle post for the cafe will go up Monday.)