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[softheartedshizun]

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@qinghua, audio

[shittyauthor]

Secrets are apparently currency here, bro. Let me keep mine to barter when the time is right, yeah? The House already knows, they left me a weird journal and a note begging me to start a new novel when I first arrived, but no one else does except for you and I plan to keep it that way unless it gets me something.

Don't give the milk away for free eh?

[softheartedshizun]

If people don't know the context they're not going to understand. What kind of worth is that secret anyway?

The important secrets would be the ones that could trigger psychological instability. Childhood trauma, and raw emotion.

[shittyauthor]

That's not for you to decide!

[That next bit, though. Bro.]

You know I actually do have a shit ton of childhood trauma and raw emotion relating to being the author god of a world I can't control, right?

audio (puqishrine)

[dianxie]

Hello, is this ... "PeerlessCucumber" from the network? I came across one of your conversations and thought you sounded cute, so I wanted to introduce myself.

My name is Xie Lian.

UN: PeerlessCucumber; Audio

[softheartedshizun]

[ Eh? Was someone trying to pick him up through DM?

...

That didn't seem right.

....

Wasn't this person...? ]

Yes, though, Shen Qingqiu is fine. Are you the ascended prince I've heard of?

[ ...

WHAT CONVERSATION WAS OVERHEARD!? ]

[dianxie]

Wow, word gets around this place fast. Yes, I'm the Flower-Crowned Martial God.

[ People really hear that a handful of times and forget you were a Scrap God for eight-hundred years, they really like the glitz of heaven. ]

Good to meet you, Master Shen. My husband is Hua Cheng, is that how you know about me?

[ It is unusual for a married couple to be in the resort and he knows of no other, perhaps that is why gossip is getting around. ]

Text; @Maomao

[apothecrazy]

I have been informed of a strange condition developing on your lower back.
I would need to see it in person before I can determine if there's anything I can do.

Text

[softheartedshizun]

That is reasonable and expected.

Shang shidi seemed to be quite concerned at the sight of it.

[apothecrazy]

It is rather concerning if it's not a condition you've encountered before now.

text;

[shittyauthor]

So what did Maomao say? Did she figure anything out?

Re: text;

[softheartedshizun]

I'm turning into a marble statue, like the creepy ones around the resort....

[shittyauthor]

what the FUCK

The day after her visit

[apothecrazy]

So, have you dealt with the problem?

[softheartedshizun]

...

....

Yes....

[apothecrazy]

Good.
And the stone growth on your back is gone?

[ She'll take him at his word. ]

audio, @puqishrine

[dianxie]

[ It's been a while, so. ]

Shen Qingqui, are you faring well?

Re: audio, @puqishrine

[softheartedshizun]

As well as one can in this place...

While it seems to be falling apart at the seams.

[action]

[taintedpeony]

[It had been some time since he had a chance to visit Shen Qingqiu. Jin Guangyao supposed he was facing melancholia these days. Perhaps it was a lack of things to do. He hated to admit that he was bored. He wanted to shake himself out of this rut so here he was arms full of fresh groceries ready to visit his friend and make some food.]

Master Shen! May I come in?

[softheartedshizun]

Come in.

[ If the door was simply unlocked or it had some fancy way to unlock itself was unknown, either way, Shen Qingqiu hadn't physically gone to the door to let Jin Guangyao in, but welcomed him in nonetheless. It seemed he had been lazing around in the living room wearing comfortable casual clothing and his hair braided. He was so far from the "Shen Qingqiu the Peak Lord" image he perpetuated, and instead was currently more reminiscent of Shen Yuan, though he definitely had short hair in his original life. ]

[taintedpeony]

[Jin Guangyao was dressed rather casually himself. He was wearing an oversized cream-colored sweater and some shorts, his hair was tied in a loose messy bun on top of his head. He looked less like an esteemed cultivator and more like an over-tired soccer mom.]

I have the ingredients to make some fish noodles and vegetables. Do you want some after I finish cooking? I'm sorry I haven't been around.

[How does one explain that he had fallen into a bit of a depression and ended up reading the first two books of PIDW? He had to take some time off from reading after the washer woman died. Luo Binghe's story was a bit too close to his own, he really felt for him.]

text; un: qinghua

[shittyauthor]

[Presented without context, because Hua Cheng sent it to him and he thinks it's horrifying and horrifying things must be shared with Cucumber-bro:]

"ITS SUMMER 🌞 TIME ⏰ MY LITTLE 🍆 COCKATOOS!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its time to get hot 😩 and sweaty OWL 🦉 day long. 🌞😩 so pull out your peaCOCKS 🦚 and get ready for this sCUMmer 🍆 fun!!! 🏖️ From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏾 DON'T GET DUCKED!!! 🦆 Put on your CUMblock 💦 and your SLUTTIEST 👒hat🎩 because the sun 🌞 rays will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 CUMMIES in the sun 🌞 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, today is for you 😩😩 Go out and tan ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 while you peliCAN 🦢 and get ready to 🐦 SWALLOW not spit 😉!!! Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 CHICKS AND COCKS 🐤 If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass HAWKward 🐦 SNOWMAN ⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur summer HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽"

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[softheartedshizun]

[ Left on Read. ]

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[softheartedshizun]

[ There is a knock on the door. ]

[shittyauthor]

[He really should know better.

Somehow, he does not suspect a thing, thinking maybe it's the maid or something, and opens the door with a distracted,] Yes?

text; un:eve (backdated a few days)

[tfy]

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This is just a reminder that you're scheduled to perform at the 🪄✨✨MAGIC SHOWCASE✨✨🪄 this weekend. Not that you really need the reminder, since I know you're just as excited about this opportunity as I am. You'll be introduced to the audience as Lord of Qing Jing Peak Shen Qingqiu, Xiuya Sword of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect! A scholar and sword cultivator whose specialty is spellwork and talismans!

If you're concerned about pronunciation, don't be! I've already practiced pronouncing your name and titles until I can recite them all flawlessly.

The number you've been assigned is Lucky Contestant #5! Since you'll be taking the stage after our fourth magician, who can conjure flowers, it'll be your job to scatter the petals all throughout the air~ 🌸 And showing off whatever else you want to show off. Beside the stage will be Leo-kun, a skilled pianist who's come up with the perfect melody to accompany your dancing flower petals! 🎶

Also, since I have more resources now than I did when I first began taking sign-ups, the prizes have been upgraded! The first-place winner will receive a gold trophy, the second-place winner will receive a silver trophy, and the third-place winner will receive a bronze trophy! Winners will also receive a whole pile of vouchers, and a group dinner date at the Red Cardinal! ✨😊 It's not the fanciest place around, but it has an excellent atmosphere and a lovely proprietress!

That should be all. Have a wonderful day! If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to me!